adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

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Friday night, Southern Decadence Float Parade, 2014

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somethingwittythiswaycomes replied to your post “Snogland Adulting Update: I am operating on a ridiculous sleep…”

Southern Decadence sounds like a whole bunch of fun! I also like how they tell you the official colours on their website so you can dress accordingly!

It IS a whole bunch of fun!!  We are a pretty gay friendly city in the first place, but there is something about a 90% male crowd that is 100% more likely to spontaneously make out than brawl, wearing whatever they please, even if it is just a yellow jockstrap and boots, that just tips it over into an amazing experience :D

I will be uploading my photos, not that the ones I took in the dark were any kind of good :P

bitchyaurora:

Nothing like being on the way to work and seeing the people who are obviously still out from the night before.

I live just outside the French Quarter, in New Orleans. I walk my dog, in my jim jams, 530-6a M-F

This is my life.

Snogland Adulting Update:

I am operating on a ridiculous sleep deficit, not entirely due to having a fantastic time with eclaireevans at the Saints game last night.

It is Southern Decadence weekend here in my glorious city. Just. Google it. The float parade is tonight at 7.

My new favorite dinner spot serves from 6-10. It’s a pop up, so it behooves me to give them money so they keep being able to serve me food.

THEORETICALLY I could nap, have dinner for 6, run from the Bywater to Lafitte’s, where I have a stoop and friends to watch the parade.

But really, all I want to do is sleep. long and hard.

Because I’m not 20 anymore and doing a bump of speed really isn’t my lifestyle anymore. But oh, how much more doable this weekend would be if it were.

eclaireevans:

Snog and I are bad influences on each other. Drink ALL the daiquiris!

I had such a good time!!
But look. We need to be more aware of our backdrops… Bud Light and no pretty, or wacky people? Not blaming our photog. He’s gets an A+++ for mood and tone :)

eclaireevans:

Snog and I are bad influences on each other. Drink ALL the daiquiris!

I had such a good time!!

But look. We need to be more aware of our backdrops… Bud Light and no pretty, or wacky people? Not blaming our photog. He’s gets an A+++ for mood and tone :)

Help find that post!

snogandagrope:

snogandagrope:

Remember that black and white photograph of the back of a woman who had lost a lot of weight?

Looked like she was melting from the bra down?

I need it for the IB art teacher, and I can’t find it in my tags!

Tia!!

It was an art photograph. Black and white, back view, white woman, maybe just to the back of her knees.

I think I found it? Not black and white, so maybe the one I remember is a tumblr edit.

Julia KozerskI, Ruins No. 1, from her photo series Half.

Help find that post!

snogandagrope:

Remember that black and white photograph of the back of a woman who had lost a lot of weight?

Looked like she was melting from the bra down?

I need it for the IB art teacher, and I can’t find it in my tags!

Tia!!

It was an art photograph. Black and white, back view, white woman, maybe just to the back of her knees.

Help find that post!

Remember that black and white photograph of the back of a woman who had lost a lot of weight?

Looked like she was melting from the bra down?

I need it for the IB art teacher, and I can’t find it in my tags!

Tia!!

onthelosingside:

free-martinis:

Martin’s comment on winning such a pretty pointy statue.

[x]

this fuckin guy

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hedwig-dordt:

prokopetz:

seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."

Tree sex and gender are actually a fascinatingly complex topic.

From a reproductive perspective, it all comes down to flowers. Like most animals, trees reproduce using “eggs” and “sperm” - in this case, egg cells and pollen - which are both manufactured by flowers. A given flower may produce pollen, egg cells, or both. A flower that produces only pollen is known as “staminate”; one that produces only egg cells, “carpellate”, and one that produces both pollen and egg cells, “perfect” or “bisexual”. This, in turn, yields three possible configurations:

  • All of the tree’s flowers are perfect.
  • Some flowers on the tree are carpellate, and some flowers on the tree are staminate (possibly with some perfect flowers mixed in).
  • The tree has only carpellate flowers, or only staminate flowers.

These three configurations in turn yield numerous permutations. For example, some trees produce mostly or exclusively staminate flowers in the Spring, a mixture of staminate and carpellate flowers in the Summer, and mostly or exclusively carpellate flowers in the Fall. Other trees produce only staminate flowers when young, and gradually transition as they grow until the largest, oldest trees produce only carpellate flowers.

Given such a complicated reproductive dynamic, it’s possible that Groot’s people would have no gender roles - but it’s also possible that they’d have a set of gender roles just as complicated and dynamic as their reproductive roles.

#looooooook #groot #is a complex #multigendered #being #i’m so fucking in love #also #i am groot #is a perfectly valid #gender identity 

A selection of tags from zooeyscigar

smolex:

'Excuse me sir, do you have a towel?'

smolex:

'Excuse me sir, do you have a towel?'

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hunterofwesteros:

avengersuniverse:

Ever want to binge watch the Marvel Cinematic Universe but want to do it in chronological order? Here you go:

Captain America: The First Avenger
Agent Carter - Marvel One-Shot
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
The Incredible Hulk
The Consultant - Marvel One-Shot
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor’s Hammer - Marvel One-Shot
Thor
The Avengers
Item 47 - Marvel One-Shot
Iron Man 3
All Hail the King - Marvel One-Shot
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 01 – Pilot
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 02 – 0-8-4
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 03 – The Asset
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 04 – Eye-Spy
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 05 – Girl in the Flower Dress
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 06 – F.Z.Z.T.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 07 – The Hub
Thor: The Dark World
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 08 – The Well
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 09 – Repairs
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 10 – The Bridge
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 11 – The Magical Place
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 12 – Seeds
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 13 – T.R.A.C.K.S.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 14 – T.A.H.I.T.I.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 15 – Yes Men
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 16 – End of the Beginning
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 17 – Turn, Turn, Turn
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 18 – Providence
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 19 – The Only Light in the Darkness
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 20 – Nothing Personal
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 21 – Ragtag
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Episode 22 – Beginning of the End

THIS IS IMPORTANT INFORMATION.

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

Tip for all my student readers: if you’re too lazy to use a bibliography creator like NoodleBib or RefWorks, let Google generate your bibliography entries for you. All you have to do is google the article/book title in Google Scholar, click “cite” at the bottom of the search result, and copy either the MLA, APA, or Chicago cite into your word document. 

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Tip for all my student readers: if you’re too lazy to use a bibliography creator like NoodleBib or RefWorks, let Google generate your bibliography entries for you. All you have to do is google the article/book title in Google Scholar, click “cite” at the bottom of the search result, and copy either the MLA, APA, or Chicago cite into your word document. 

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